SMALL POND.
MASSIVE EGO.
Zero legs. Questionable decisions.
Welcome to the pond.
The weights have not moved. His ego has.
REFUSES
TO EVOLVE.
Becoming a frog would mean growing up.
Chadpole has other plans.
Permanently peaked. Permanently partying.
Not a single leg to stand on.
LAST NIGHT
WAS A MISTAKE.
He remembers being iconic.
The manager kept receipts.
“Checkout was three bad decisions ago.”
HOW TO ENTER
THE POND.
Not launched. Verified contract and trading links will appear here when confirmed.
THE POND PLAN.
A plan? Technically.
A responsible one? Absolutely not.
MAKE A SPLASH
Start with one ridiculous character and a pond full of questionable company.
- Build Chadpole's world and lore
- Bring the first scenes to life
- Gather the pond around the character
“I am the liquidity.”
A creative direction, not dated promises. The pond can evolve. Chadpole refuses.
PROOF OF
BAD DECISIONS.
MAKE IT YOUR PROBLEM.
Pick a bad decision. Add your terrible take. Take it with you.
Choose your scene to get started.
THE WATER'S QUESTIONABLE.
THE COMPANY'S WORSE.
Official community channels coming soon.